“…and I only am escaped alone, to tell thee.”

Russian mobsters?

No, worse.  Cult fanatics of the Jehovah’s Witnesses variety.

In a calm voice I tried to explain to them how the very word ‘Jehovah’ is a mistranslation of the Tetragrammaton, a philological impossibility.

But I realized the folly of rational discourse when the younger steely-eyed enforcer reached inside his coat for an Uzi submachine gun.

 I ran like hell to get out of there.

🙂 🙂 🙂